You're not your significant other. You're not how many years you've been together. You're not "destined" to be together. You're not any of the plans you made for the future. You're not your fucking relationship.
Welcome to Relationship Club. The first rule of Relationship Club is: you do not give up your identity. The second rule of Relationship Club is: you DO NOT give up your identity! Third rule of Relationship Club: everyone you know yells "stop!", you go limp, someone taps you out, the relationship is over. Fourth rule: trust the people who've earned it. Fifth rule: one relationship at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: No shirts, no shoes. Seventh rule: Relationships should not go on just for the sake of going on. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Relationship Club, you don't have a fucking clue about how to fight.
The relationship you own ends up owning you.
Tyler Durden: We're a generation of men raised by women. I'm wondering if another woman is really the answer we need.
